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| wow its been a while just thought id update for......no reason i guess
nuttins really goin on
so wow my life's interesting huh? lol so uh see everyone later!
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| WELL I HAVENT BEEN UPDATIN ON THIS SITE MUCH SO IM GONNA WENT TO RED ROBINS LAST NITE IT WAS COOL THEN KIRSTEN AND DEM COMIN UP TO SEE A MOVIE UMMM SO YEAH THAT SHOULD BE FUN ESPECIALLY IF MOUNTAIN DEW IS TO BE DRUNK YAYAY LOL SO YEAH TRYIN TO KEEP MYSELF BUSY WITH MY RADIO SHOW AND IM GOIN TO COLORADO ALL NEXT WEEK FOR CAMP SO COOL FOR ME HUH? YEAH SO ILL SEE YA ALL LATER
ANONYMOUS CONTRIBUTOR
JOSH'S CURRENT THEME SONG: EAGLES OF DEATH METAL "I WANT YOU SO HARD" | | |
| HEY EREYBODY COME CHECK OUT THIS NEW SITE BUT DONT TELL THE MAN SHHHH.......UH ANYWYAYZ BESIDES THAT IM AT SCOTT'S RITE NOW AND I JUST WENT TO THAT WATER PARK ADVENTEURE OASIS SO THATS PRETTY COOL UMM SOMEONE WOULDNT STOP SCREAMING POOPU AT SCOTT AND THERE WAS THIS FAT LADY THAT KEPT STARING AT US IT WAS GOOD THIS TIME CAUSE I DIDNT GET THROWN OUT UM SO GOIN MIMI GOLFIN TODAY WITH SCOTT AND OTHER PEOPLE SO THAT SHOULD BE FUN BUT ANYWYAZ STARTIN A NEW COMIC I HOP ILL PROBABLY POST IT ON THIS SITE. SO ANYWYAZ ASTA MANANA (I THINK THAT MEANS TACO??)
JOSH'S CURRENT THEME SONG: HOT HOT HEAT "MIDDLE OF NOWHERE"
OH YEAH THE LINK HOLD ON.
http://www.xanga.com/MasterBadHead | | |
| I THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY.......ENJOY
NAME: Kool-Aid Man
REAL NAME: Pitcher Man (Circa 1975)
First Appearance: The Adventures of Kool-Aid Man #1 (1983)
Last Appearance: The Adventures of Kool-Aid Man #6 (1989)
SUPER POWERS:
Indestructible adamantium pitcher with built in gyroscopic stabilizer, capable of smashing through reinforced concrete without spilling a single drop.
Cool, refreshing taste all kids love.
Powerful "Oh, Yeah!" battle cry strikes fear into the heart of villains.
WEAKNESSES:
Only useful in thirst-related crises, #12 red dye provides lousy camoflage, inability to use doors, gates, or other conventional means of entrance.
KNOWN ENEMIES:
The thirsties; a ruthless race of spikey-haired gremlins with advanced weaponary and spacefaring technology light years ahead of our own, dedicated to making the citizens of earth tremble in minor inconvenience.
ADDITIONAL:
Kool-Aid Man is one of those hopelessly deluded superheroes who foolishly believes he can make up for his all but worthless superpowers by using them twenty times more often than they're actually needed. I'll admit that very rarely, there might be an emergency situation that can only be solved by smashing through the side of a building in a huge cloud of shattered masonary and shouting the catch phrase "Oh, Yeah!," but chances are Superman's already got it covered. Instead of just admitting his uselessness, Kool-Aid Man spends all his time lurking behind the fence at children's pool parties, hoping that eventually one of them will forget his parents' warnings, and wonder out loud if there's anything left to drink.
Basically, he's just like that annoying waiter who keeps interrupting your meal to ask if you need more ice water or fresh salsa, except 2000lbs heavier, twice as perky, and strong enough to snap cinderblocks with his ass.
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KOOL-AID MAN
KNOWLEDGE:
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05 |
MENTAL STABILITY:
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04 |
TACT:
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03 |
TOUGHNESS:
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10 |
VIGILANTISM:
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07 |
| DETERMINATION: |
08 |
| EFFECTIVENESS: |
08 |
| POPULARITY: |
10 |
| FASHION SENSE: |
00 |
QUOTABILITY:
"OH, YEAH!" |
10 |
| SUPER RATING: |
65 |
Pure genius. An indestructable corporate mascot rips a hole through the side of your battlecruiser, exposing your entire crew to the vacuum of deep space, and your plan is to mildly dehydrate him.
After purchasing roughly 250 lbs of powdered fruit drink, a few lucky individuals collected enough Kool-Aid points to receive their very own copy of the Kool-Aid Man video game for the Intellivision or Atari 2600. The game consisted of bouncing a shapeless orange blob (Kool-Aid Man) around the screen, in an effort to prevent other shapeless blobs (thirsties) from totally draining your swimming pool. (a task we normally have to pay illegal immigrants $2.50 per hour to do for us) Though it may have been completely shameless commercial tie-in, it wasn't any less playable than any of the other games for the Atari 2600, and not half as unsettling as some of the other items produced by the Wacky Warehouse? |
P.I.S.S.E.R. proudly presents...
KOOL-AID MAN in
Thirst For Victory
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You can tell whoever was in charge of lettering on this project thought his job wasn't important enough, so he dilligently decided to go through the entire script and highlight all the puns, just so children born without the ability to understand innane banter wouldn't feel left out. Sure, he may have meant well, but its obvious he got bored halfway through and just decided to call attention to random words instead. |
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In keeping with the Comics Code of America, all teenage adventure squads must include each of the following embarrasing stereotypes: Idiot man-child, nerdy white kid, future homemaker, non-threatening black guy, and overly enthusiastic female of indiscriminate ethnic origin. A talking dog with a cape is purely optional, but highly recommended. |
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The thirsties don't appear to be gagged in this scene, so my only guess is that Kool-Aid Man ripped out their voice boxes while no one was looking.
I'll admit, Kool-Aid Man may not seem like the violent sort at first, but you try having a pitcher of your own vital fluid grafted on to your right arm, and see how long it takes you to snap. |
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Does anybody else find it a little bit creepy that Kool-Aid man has his own top secret network of spy satellites set to simultaneously monitor and record every neighborhood game of kickball in the world? Oh yeah.
Special thanks to Brent Kostka for sending this comic my way! | |
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| WELL TODAY WAS PRETTY COOL I GOT A NEW MP3 PLAYER BECAUSE I COMPLETELY DESTROYED MY LAST ONE AND WE HAD A WARRANTY HOW SWEET IS THAT! I SHOULD KEEP DESTROYING THEM TO GET NEW ONES MUAHHAHA ANYWYAZ TOMOROW GOIN UP TO KIRSTENS TO HANG AND ON MONDAY IM GOIN TO WORLDS OF FUN SO IT SHOULD BE FUN UH EVERYONE HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!
ANONYMOUS CONTRIBUTOR
JOSH'S CURRENT THEME SONG: GNARLS BARKLEY "CRAZY"
I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that place.
Even your emotions have an echo
And so much space
And when you're out there
Without care,
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much
Does that make me crazy
Does that make me crazy
Does that make me crazy
Prossibly
And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice
That's my only advice
Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are
Ha ha ha bless your soul
You really think you're in control
Well, I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
Just like me
My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb
And all I remember Is thinking, I want to be like them
Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun
And it's no coincidence I've come
And I can die when I'm done
But maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
GUESS THIS GUY IS PRETTY POPULAR RITE NOW DONT REALLY NO TO MUCH ABOUT HIM THOUGH BUT I LOVE THE SONG. | | |
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